- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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