- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock Knock. Come in.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Knock knock runs away laughing

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Chuck Norris died.

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