Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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whats 2+2? 4

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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*you're

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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