what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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