What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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whats really hot the sun

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Anti Joke

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