A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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