Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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68 :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Poop

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Gadaffi

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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