- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Watch your lips.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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