Hi Jacob You cool

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

man boobs

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

the real mccoy

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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