: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Jared Gough is a slut

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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I like to eat people

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