What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Society.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Anti Joke

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