- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

verry nice how mUCH?

What is next?

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

whats really hot the sun

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Women's rights...

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Ha

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