- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

verry nice how mUCH?

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

Comedy.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

What did the fish say? Moo

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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