- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Homework.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

lick my ballsack.... ok

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Barack Obama

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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