Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

lick my ballsack.... ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

alston wang

whats brown and smells like shit shit

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Anti Joke

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