i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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