No. Yes.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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