Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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