- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

i'm not gay

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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