What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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