What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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penis hehehehe

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Women's football

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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