Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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motley crew

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What is next?

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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