- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Hi Jacob You cool

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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