- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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