- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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