- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Women's rights.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

No. Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Ouch.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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