- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Women's Rights.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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