What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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A snake walks into a bar

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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the real mccoy

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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