What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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women outside of the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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