There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

PENlS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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