- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Niki Minaj's ass

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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