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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.