Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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man boobs

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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