what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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How are you? Yes

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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