- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Women's sports

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock. Come in.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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