Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Facebook...

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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You just won the game...

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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