- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A snake walks into a bar

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Chrissy is funny.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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