Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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whats brown? poop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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