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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Why did I get raped

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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