I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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minecraft

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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