- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

ugh good riddance

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Blarg

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Knock knock Come In.......

what do you say when you see a winner weaner

Your mother is a man.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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