Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Gadaffi

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Where's my tractor?

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Cows go moo.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Come in

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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