A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -1

No it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Six million.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

69

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops