What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Your social life

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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marshal sterio had sex

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