A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Dani barton= lovely

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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9/11/2001

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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