How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Canada

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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