- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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