How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Hippopatomous!

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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kiss me?

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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