This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Blarg

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Facebook...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Knock knock. Death.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Your mother is a man.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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