- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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