- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

MICHAEL

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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