do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Nice weather we're having.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Anti Joke

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