What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Flab

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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69

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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hello

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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