- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Women's Rights.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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