What's a small person? A midget

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Your social life

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Penis-Pump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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