- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Penis.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Potato.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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