What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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your mom

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OGC - tilt your head

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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