Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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9/11/2001

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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