What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

9/11/2001

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