what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Your social life

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Matt Damon

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A jew go out of a bar

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Anti Joke

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