- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Nice weather we're having.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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