your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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