How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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kiss me?

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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your mom

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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monkey sponge

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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what is big and white? the moon

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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