- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Women's rights.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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No. Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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