A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

women outside of the kitchen

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What's 9+10=? 19

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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