Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Hippopatomous!

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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¿melano?

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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poop

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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