What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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¿melano?

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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How old is victor? Old

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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