- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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