A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Niki Minaj's ass

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

No. Yes.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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