- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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