Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Barack Obama

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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