As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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The Irish man was sober.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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