- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six million.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Mitt Romney.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Wats a joke?

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Hippopatomous!

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

kiss me?

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Where's my shotgun

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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