- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

guess what what? nothing.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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