Japan called... They need help.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Watch your lips.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Gadaffi

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