- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Gadaffi

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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