What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Ouch.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

verry nice how mUCH?

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Woman's rights.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

whats really hot the sun

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

¿melano?

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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