If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Poverty.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Starter clothing

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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