- Anti Joke

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

whats white and gooy liguid goop

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox