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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the clock say? The time.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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