- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A baby seal walks into a club...

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Are you a human?

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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