No. Yes.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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