- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

fack me!

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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