a man walks into horse bar

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Farts smell bad!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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