A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Nice weather we're having.

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guess what chicken butt

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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