Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Penis-Pump

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That didn't hurt.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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