How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Potato

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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