- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Potato

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Knock knock. Come in.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

what do you call a black man named mike

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Nice weather we're having.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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