Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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The 13th Amendment...

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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