- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

A russian gives away vodka.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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